My name is Bob. I'm a three year-old, Asian-African-Irish-American-Martian, from Mercury. I'm three feet, five hundred inches, and with a weight of four bags of Legoes. My diet consists of chocolate pies, strawberry sushi, and cheese steak. My hobbies include burrowing into the center of the Earth, sniffing paper, and taking long walks on the surface of the Sun.

Nice to meet you.